The Skinny

I've spent a week working up a post about panties, but multiple interruptions kept it in my pants where it probably belongs.


Instead, I'm offering one of you access to my amazing new diet plan.There is no special food to buy or eat. Ever. No food combinations. Nothing to cut. No weighing or counting or reading labels. No pills, supplements, or strenuous exercise programs. In fact, you may find yourself dropping your usual exercise routines AND STILL LOSING!

It's a healthy way to lose weight at a pace physicians say stays off–a pound or so a week.

All you need to do is take over my life.

That's right.

Take over my life.

My three assistants will eat 75% of your meals, preventing those nasty eating habits from running away with you!
They'll see to it you get your exercise every day as you chase them around my home preventing their deaths, averting mayhem, and saving the planet...or at least saving kittens.
You'll burn more fat than you ever thought possible.

What are you waiting for?