This post lacks a photo because I'm unable to force my iPhone to photograph itself.
This post is about the blatantly evil world of cellular phones.
I bet you didn't even REALIZE evil existed in the wireless world.
It does.
I'd start a petition or something, but those things are so freaking lame.
They're like a web trend.
"Oh woe is me. The world sucks. THEY suck. Let's band together and SIGN THIS!"
That'll learn 'em.
I'm all for non-violent protest.
I just think we have better tools these days than whining.
Anyway.
I have three small weapons of mass destruction.
They steal my iPhone every chance they get.
I used to buy ruggedized phones (may they rest in peace).
I stopped because the sound is rotten. Denmark rotten. I wanted a real phone.
But real phones don't respond well to biohazards.
So I searched for a ruggedized case.
Case #1 broke.
Case #2 is PINK (ulk) & falling apart after a week.
NOTE TO CELL PHONE DESIGNERS:
Not every person needing a ruggedized phone wants something brick-shaped and black.
Not every person wanting the latest tech wants something delicate.
Sleek is good. Breakable is not.
It should not look like it is designed for a construction worker.
NOTE TO CASE DESIGNERS:
A case should protect a cell phone from apocalypse.
Cases need to come in a range of colors.
Black, red, white, green, and pink is only a range if you've been shopping the Wal-Mart men's department all your life and want something "fun" for the ladies.
It should not look like it is designed for a construction worker.
I am so freaking tired of looking for a phone+case that fills the following requirements:
A) I can find phone numbers without reading a manual
B) It survives my kids
C) I don't lose it because it is BLACK, or SILVER, and the size of a credit card.
D) I can hear people talk, and they can hear me.
E) I don't have to charge it midday.
Oh, and pleas, Santa, I've only been marginally bad this year, so can I have one that doesn't look like it's made for a construction worker?